Dichroic Reflections

getting googly-eyed

I don’t believe it -- I got Googled on lesbian pancakes. I believe it was the entry where I said that I don’t tend to write about them, so somebody’s disappointed. That’s ok; I’m sure they found Badsnake first and got their pancake jones satisfied.

But the even weirder hit was for "self + bondage". What’s that about? (Aside from another disappointed reader, because I suspect I’d written something like "I’m not into bondage, myself.") What would that look like? Do you tie yourself up and try to masturbate? Do you then taunt yourself because you can’t reach the good spots? Do you flagellate yourself like a medieval monk? Do you talk dirty to yourself in the process? Imagine the dialogue: "You’re my bitch, aren’t you?" "Yes, Mistress." Very surreal, when there’s only one person in the room.)

And what do you do if you’ve tied yourself up so thoroughly you can’t get untied? Scream for help and deal with the embarassment? Hop down to the kitchen for a knife, dragging the headboard along? Nope, call me unimaginative, but I still can’t figure this one out.