Dear Person at Work:

If you can’t see my file when I show it to you, and can’t hear it when I read it to you, than WHYINHELL WERE WE IN THAT MEETING??!?!?!

Don’t mind my looking down at my laptop when you tell me this stuff. It’s not that I can’t take criticism; it’s that it wouldn’t be good for any of us if I responded off the cuff to what you were saying.

Who will correspond by email from here on whenever we need to collaborate on a document.