We just had dinner and beer with the other Amerians at work – 6 people, us and to other employees and two spouses (most expats here are Dutch).

Conversation on the way home:

Me: Wow, that chick was bald.
T: Which one?
Me: E.
Him: Really?
Me: I can’t believe you didn’t notice. That was the first thing I noticed about her – well, that and the cleav -ohhhh,
Him: I was wondering how long that would take you.